Fictoid: heard this billions of times
art by Rafael M. DeSoto© Buzz Dixon
“Stop! Where are you taking me?”
“Where the hell do you think I’m taking you?”
“But I don’t belong here!”
“That’s what they all say.”
“Can’t we make a deal?”
“Sure. You can shut up.”
“And if I do…?”
“Whoops! You broke the deal! Off we go!”
© Buzz Dixon
(updated August 11, 2018)