Being An Undead Gunslinger Has Its Advantages

“Being an undead gunslinger has its advantages.

“For one thing, you don’t have to be a good shot or a quick draw.

 “By the time they realize you’re undead…it’s too late!

 “And there’s no ‘Wanted Dead Or Alive’ handbills, either.

 “’Course, that’s mostly ‘cuz yer already dead…”

text © Buzz Dixon

(updated August 8, 2018)